A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
what was the demon arrested for?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCH SNATCH HER WEAVE SLAY
this is a dragon egg and nobody can convince me otherwise
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet